Whem without money

When without money, eats wild vegetables at home; When has money, eats same wild vegetables in fine restaurant. When without money, rides bicycle; When has money, rides the same exercise machine. When without money, walks to earn food; When has money, walks to burn the fat. Man O Man ! never fails to deceive thyself ! When without money, wishes to get married; When has money, wishes to get divorced. When without money, wife becomes secretary; When has money, secretary becomes wife. When without money, acts like rich man; When has money, acts like poor man.

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IMPOSSIBILITIES IN THE WORLD

IMPOSSIBILITIES IN THE WORLD 1) You can't count your hair.   2) You can't wash your eyes with soap.   3) You can't breathe when your tongue is out.   Put your tongue back in your mouth, you silly person.   Ten (10) Things I know about you.   1) You are reading this. 2) You are human. 3) You can't say the letter ''P'' without separating your lips. 4) You just attempted to do it. 6) You are laughing at yourself. 7) You have a smile on your face and you skipped No. 5. 8) You just checked to see if there is a No. 5. 9) You laugh at this because you are a fun loving person & everyone does it too. 10) You are probably going to send this to see who else falls for it.   You have received this message because I didn't want to be alone in the idiot category. Have a great Day. Laugh,   "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many."